About the Blog: If the blog is about anything (and there’s a good argument to be made that it isn’t about anything) it’s about written English in all its forms. I think a lot about how we use language to tell stories and write poems, and some of those thoughts end up here. Also, some of my poems end up here. As do some of my thoughts on various topics. It’s an eclectic mix, but you’re welcome to read as much or as little as you please. The title isn’t anything special. I had a bottle opener that looked like a spoon, and “bottle spoon” has a lot of interesting sounds in it.

About the Author: Graduated with a something something degree in a form of study from a large Midwestern university. Probably drinking to your health and failing to finish a proper bio at the moment.